And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
This is my gift to your gina
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize
