They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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