So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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