YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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