we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
please don't ironically join a cult
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