Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
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man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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