Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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