idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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