The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
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Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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