he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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