Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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