Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
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The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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