There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
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What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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