he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
