Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
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They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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