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Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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