Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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