Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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