I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
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Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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