...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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