just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
pop tarts are not kleenex
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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