I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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