Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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