Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
two words: eviction party
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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