with your own penis?
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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