If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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