What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
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I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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