Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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