I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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