And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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