Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
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is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
this just has baby written all over it
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Sext me about skeletons
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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