I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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