I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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