it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
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Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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