I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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