hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
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Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
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