you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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