Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
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Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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