U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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