Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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