it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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