Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Don't make out with my wife yet
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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