using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
