He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Randomize
