if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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