i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
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I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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