So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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