shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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