Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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