Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I looked at my own cervix.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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