okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm passing your future prison.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
Come on in and take your pants off
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