Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
sex in a hospital.. check
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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