so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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