Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
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