careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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