I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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