My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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